But I’m not. I’m reading The Devil Wears Prada.

So, in accordance with the ‘5th line on page 123’ meme, here is the fifth line on page 123 of Lauren Weisberger’s The Devil Wears Prada, Harper Collins UK edition, 2003:

“Bye!” I trilled, a giant fake smile plastered on my face.

Oh yeah. I am, like, hardcore literary.